Friday, July 26, 2013

Everybody Is Poppin Up To NiNi

Now that NiNi is boss of the game, everyone is showing up to her for literally everything, and sources say that people are being super super nice to her even the ones who used to beef with her like Foxy, Cassie, Lil Kim, Gaga, Willow and Rasheeda. Label owners are showing up to her just  to ask her if theres anything she wants them to do, and is there anyone they should release and everyone is literally doing the exact opposite of what she asked which is bowing down to her, and sources say that she is annoyed. In fact she made a statement saying "I asked don't bow don't be extra nice don't treat me any different and y'all still doing it, I don't care if it sounds weird I just don't want anyone acting different just because I got this new title attached to me cuz y'all know damn well y'all don't act that way and you wouldn't be acting that way if it wasn't like this, cut it out I'm serious next person is cut I'm so serious try me" But one thing that NiNI did do is make her 2nd official business decision now and that is to limit the amount of paparazzi in the game and get rid of lazy label owners and other industry owners. Sources say she got rid of at least 26 label owners due to laziness and non promotion, she got rid of at least 17 designers in the fashion industry due to theft and embezzlement and at least 16 paparazzi groups have been released as well for being too wild nosy and personal. So far no one has spoken up on the new boss as of yet, but we are sure that someone who was fired will have something to say soon. Russell has tweeted that he is proud of how she is running the game and he supports all her latest decisions. Also Rita has made a statement about her bizarre incident calling it silly and says she took Profopol for depression. Its known that the powerful drug profopol has made people shoot themselves in the head, rape their kids and even kill people, that's why its only best if a doctor gives it to you and monitors you while you are on it. Rita claims that she took it and took too much and the side effects made her go crazy but she is fine now and she will never take the medicine again. Being that those exact same side effects do happen when you're on Profopol, everyone believes her story, they still call her crazy for taking too much and taking it without a doctor but her show is back on as everyone got their tickets back and no one is afraid of her anymore. We call that a happy ending. Also Selena Gomez is not back at PSR sorry....I know how much you guys wanted that to be true.....

6 comments:

johnny1 said...

money cant ever buy happiness remember that

johnny1 said...

that's very true but it sure as hell is a good start

johnny1 said...

im a doctor the drug propfol is a very dangerous sedative. Its function is to help insomnia and depression but it is not supposed to be taking without a doctor present because only a doctor knows exactly how much to give. 2 drops by mouth of it is enough to send you into a complete breakdown stage and if she took too much she is seriously lucky that she didn't overdose and die of heart failure and only 1 tablespoon is capable of doing that

johnny1 said...

its actually a very effective drug and it works really good but only when a doctor gives it to you because you have to dilute it you cant take it in its original form because its just as powerful as heroine therefore a trained doctor knows the exact steps to take to make it safe and if Rita didn't dilute it tHat explains her bizarre side effects and based on her reaction I would say she took at least 2 tablespoons of it which is deadly therefore she is extremely lucky

johnny1 said...

people are so weird

johnny1 said...

well glad she is ok