Saturday, May 10, 2014

Rollin With The Evans

Sorry guys for the long delay on this. .NiNi's new animated show "Rollin With The Evans Dropped on BET on May 6th at 8PM. Immediately it began being talked about all over social networking sites. The show is an animated comedy about a wacky family and the wacky adventures they have called "The Evans" Allow me to introduce me the Evans. First up is NiNi who's provides the voice of a 15 year old girl named Krystal. She attends a high school In Oakland by the fictional name of "Everlasting High" and she is in the 10th grade. She has a very large family who mostly lives with her. She is a quiet humble person but she is wild and loud when she wants to be and she loves music. Then there is her dad who is the voice of Marlon Wayans named "Kaseem". He is a 34 year old slacker who likes to drink and smoke weed almost everyday, Krystal isn't too close with him and they argue most of the time, but he is down for her and she is down for him. He works as a studio engineer in Compton. Then there is Krystal's mom voiced by Tisha Campbell named "Tasha" She and Krystal are super close and tell each other everything and they have a connection like they're actually besties or sisters. She is 33 and is the one who keeps the family in order all the time when everyone is getting wacky. She works as a kindergarten teacher in an Oakland Elementary school. Then there is Krystal's Wacky Grandfather "Ted "Gunshot" Evans voiced by John Witherspoon. He is 62 years old and He is the comedian of the bunch always having a punch line for everything. He drinks heavily but it never interferes in his daily life. He isn't too fond of Krystal's dad and calls him a low life bum any chance he gets. He is retired and spends his days at home on his favorite couch smoking an old man pipe watching the news. If anyone sits in his chair he growls like a dog until they get up and run away he sends many of Krystal's friends running out the house screaming because of this. Then there is Jackee Harry Krystal's crazy wacky grandmother named "Bertha" She is cigar smoking gun slinging grandma who reminds you a lot of Madea she is seriously funny and talks like she is uneducated such as saying "Nah I don't want to get on no shee shaw AKA See Saw. She has to be the funniest of the family at least in this first episode anyway. She is 61 years old and retired and constantly gets into it but in a funny way with the grandfather with some hilarious results. She is close with Krystal as well but the advice she gives doesn't help much such as when Krystal asked how does she go upon taking a test to get a drivers license and her response was "Why you need a license forget the po po don't worry about no po po I been driving for 50 years and never had a problem and then she takes her gun out and says if the po po stop you turn them from 5-0 to 49 with this here" But they have a good relationship. Then there is Krystal's brother Kilo voiced by Brandon T Jackson. He is a 18 year old trouble maker always getting locked up from hustling stealing cars and assaulting people and his parents always put up the bond to get him out. He argues with everyone and his parents are tired of his bad ways and threaten to kick him out. His grandma always picks on him and calls him a munchkin and a deadbeat and they constantly argue. Krystal isn't proud of him but she loves him and they are semi close. He always tells her if she gets a boyfriend he wont be her boyfriend for long. He isn't seen much in the first episode.  Then there is Krystal's aunt Sherry voiced by Kym Whitley. She is a 3 year old freeloader and she is the sister of Krystal's mom. She constantly comes over to get food money and whatever else she can think of. Krystal doesn't like her at all, and her mother is kind sometimes too kind and always gives her what she wants even  though it bugs her too. When she comes over Krystal leaves the room, and Krystal's dad always has a smart remark to say to her when he See's her and they argue a lot in a hilarious way such as when she screamed "At least I got my "edumacation" and he says you ain't even got your speech right you ain't even pass pre k shut up" She isn't shown much in the first episode either. Last there is Krystal's Cousin Kim voiced by Cymphonique. She is one year older then Krystal 16 and the two are super close. Kim is somewhat of a fast girl although she claims she never had sex just kissing and flirting and she leaves a trail of broken hearts behind her and she smokes weed but doesn't drink. She also has a very filthy mouth, but being that the show is for kids its small words like dammit or hell bastard things like that. Her and Krystal get into wild things together although Krystal is not on her level with being a bad girl. They try to be with each other as much as they can and she hates her mother which is Krystal's aunt Sherry at one point tried to poison her with rat pellets because she is quote "So annoying". She too isn't shown much in the first episode. Now that the Evans fam is introduced here's the brief details of the first episode. Its the first day of School in Oakland California and Krystal goes and she is a sophomore. She knows a lot of people from last year as a freshman but its 3 girls who she is very close to from last year which are Brianna voiced by Raven, Tyra voiced by Miranda Cosgrove and Kimberly voiced by Arianna Grande. The threesome are inseparable eating at lunch together even having most of the same classes together. Tyra (Miranda) is the boy driven one all she thinks and talks about is boys and even calls some over to talk to her, basically she loves attention from boys. Brianna (Raven) is the semi quiet one she is shy and doesn't talk to other people much but once she gets around familiar faces she changes. And Kimberly (Arianna) is the absolute class clown she makes weird faces she says weird things just to get a reaction out of people pretty much  how she is in real life so she basically plays herself. Brianna is her best friend out of the others though and its shown and sometimes the others get jealous but just make jokes as if they were playing when they're not such as Tyra saying 'Ugh why don't y'all get a room" when they were hugging for a while. But all 3 are close. Basically its a typical school day and in 7th period the teacher Mr Simmons voiced by Rob Dyrdek of Ridiculousness is the funniest teacher you would ever meet just like in real life so he plays himself too. In this class which is History we are introduced  to a handsome and charming guy that all the girls want and all the guys wanna hang out with. He's the guy who comes to class and kicks his feet up on the desk not really paying attention and making everyone last. All of Krystal's friends are totally obsessed with him but not Krystal as she thinks he is a slob and very arrogant and full of himself. He is a Junior but he chills in the lower classes just to do it and the teachers who like him too don't say anything about t and he is interested in Krystal although she is a year and a grade level younger then him he is 16,.He approaches her several times but she doesn't give him the time of day and calls him a prick and a jerk. But after a while she begins to think he is cute and funny when he acts the class clown in class but still cant see herself being with him, but the longer time goes by she begins liking him more and more and relays her feelings to her grandma who tells her to stay away from guys like that they're dogs and are only after one thing, but it doesn't get to her and she gives him a chance and they go on a first date. She realizes he acts an ass in school but he is actually very sweet and funny doing thing like holding doors open for her and pulling out the chair paying the bill and she starts to like him even more and she officially makes him her boyfriend making the whole school jealous and girls want to fight her and she starts rethinking if she wants t o go through all of that over a man. That's the first episode basically so will Krystal stay with Mack? Well you can find out this upcoming Tuesday at 8pm on BET Click here to check out clips from the episode. Its doing well and many people like it, all characters look exactly like they do in real life. Its a comedy and its a lot of comedy its a very funny show. We give it 10 stars!

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