Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Banks Get Roasted On Saturday Night Live



Banks has officially been roasted on the famous skit show Saturday Night Live or SNL for short. She has been called everything from a giraffe to a monkey to a no talented bitch lol. They even dressed up as Nini and Banks and got into a fight where they reenacted the fight between her and Nini and they had the Banks character crying and begging for her mommy, and they even roasted on her "anal disease" saying "Mommy my butt hurts, the nice doggy wasn't friendly to it" and a man dressed as her mom says "Stop whining you little slut and go find some talent and bring me some damn money, don't make me get Nini over here" in which the banks character runs like a scared little girl and offers to lick floors for money. The whole thing was hilarious and we are told the show really hurt Banks' feeling due to the mom skit because her mom is deceased and the simple fact that they roasted her worse than they ever did anyone else, even worse than MJ. The show's actors have apologized for the skit involving her mom though, and they called it "Simple entertainment, nothing more, nothing less" SNL is known for roasting celebs (or wannabe celebs) and even Nini has got roasted on that show before, but do you think they went too far with Banks?........WE DON'T! She also has been spotted leaving a abandoned apartment building on 8th street in Brooklyn, NY this morning or as what it is referred to in the "Hood" as a "Crack House" she didn't appear to be under the influence but she is just hurting her reputation even more by doing things like that, and the media has officially dubbed her "The No Talent Crackhead" even though she wasn't seen buying or using, she should've known better than to go to a place like that knowing that the media is sniffing after her every move to get a story on her. She has not made any statements on that yet, but she has made this statement about Chris Rock and her release from RCA records. "I really don't know what that man is on, but he is totally false with everything he is saying, I never met the man before let alone dating him, what do I look like to date someone that is old enough to be my dad, Who knows, I mean hes a comedian so maybe he's just making fun of the situation that I'm in right now but its not true not one word. As far as my release goes, I wasn't happy there anyway, they don't promote you the right way they expect you to do that yourself, but I'm not worried because Rock Records has offered me a contract with them which I will take and that will be my new home and I'm happy off of that because they promote you very well and that's what I need. Also I do not have an anal disease I said Infection and I never even said where the infection was at, so that is a made up story by the media trying to take advantage of my situation and turn my words against me, any real celeb will know that's how they work and I was foolish not to know from the beginning" So why is she denying her alleged affair with Chris? Is that for attention or is it actually made up? We don't know yet but we have an interview with Chris later and we let you guys know what we turn up with. In other news Nini was spotted pulling up in her Maserati at her label and she walked inside and walked out over a hour later and waved at the cameras and pulled off. I guess she was right when she said we still will be seeing her from time to time and of course she looked Beautiful! Check me out later for more info on Nini and Banks....Peace......

31 comments:

johnny1 said...

LOL THAT SHOW WAS SO FUNNY! I WAS LITERALLY CRYING OFF THAT SHOW ITS HILARIOUS THEM GUYS ARE SO STUPID! LOL

johnny1 said...

why the hell would any label actually WANT HER??? All rock records is gonna do is drop her to so i dont see the point of themwasting money on her she has no talent!

johnny1 said...

obviously she has something they like cuz a label dont even bother with u unless u have something they feel they can make money off of....maybe they think shes dope idk

johnny1 said...

wel they are dumb if they think that none of her songs are good at all

johnny1 said...

i like that song with her and nicki before signed with psr and banks and nini started beefing she was actually ok on that but not bomb just ok

johnny1 said...

crack house???? lol i knew that bitch was on drugs she look like a junkie 4realz lol she just getting into more and more shit

johnny1 said...

yup thats proof right there cuz why would someone whos not on drug be at a damn crack house? no one lives there so shes not visiting no one only thing is shes either buying from there or using in there

johnny1 said...

why would a label want someone like that? thats weird to me i guess the industry is all about who u know not TALENT anymore smh

johnny1 said...

well nini is about talent not who u know so fuck the rest shes the best

johnny1 said...

so what if that hurted her feelings im pretty sure she hurt peoples feelings with that dumb ass song putting peoples babies in shit so who cares about her feelings she deserved it...they shouldnt have even apologized to her

johnny1 said...

nini will destroy her why does his lady think she can go up against nini of all people she thinks she can compete with ROYALTY???? she got a better chance of going up against scooby doo lol

johnny1 said...

hell yea she not even on MIRANDA COSGROVES level lmao she need to stay home and never come back out shes finished in this game that label gonna drop her too cuz labels dont want a negative influence they want role models which shes not and as long as she keeps beefing with nini thats gonna be a negative influence shes bringing to them i give her 1 month then they gonna drop her

johnny1 said...

oh well thats her problem but i miss nini already lol

johnny1 said...

what u mean u miss her u never even spend time with her lol yall crazy and cukooo

johnny1 said...

I got my "date" with nini tonight guys wish me luck!

johnny1 said...

i wouldnt call it a date unless yall "DATING" thats where the key word "date" comes from so its more like hanging out!

johnny1 said...

you gets no luck ugh why she had to win outta 10 million people i get irritated by that everytime i hear about it she probably fucked one of the contest owners to win ugh

johnny1 said...

dont be jealous sweetheart i blow kisses at all my haters mwah! xoxxo

johnny1 said...

blow me a kiss again and im gonna rip ur lips off and feed it to u!

johnny1 said...

MWAH!!!!!!!

johnny1 said...

CAN I HAVE YA ADDRESS SWEETHEART

johnny1 said...

297 WHITE BEACH LANE MANHATTAN, NY ILL LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR OPEN.....AND IM NOT YOUR SWEETHEART

johnny1 said...

Im down the street bitch im coming now!

johnny1 said...

KK :)

johnny1 said...

THIS IS HILARIOUS I WONDER IF SHES REALLY GOING OVER THERE I WANT PICS! CAT FIGHT YAY!!!

johnny1 said...

yall have no life to be fighting over a comment board ugh so what if she won get over it damn!

johnny1 said...

banks is seriously stupid lol

johnny1 said...

now shes a crackhead a target and she has no talent 3 things in 1 damn her ife is the worst lmao!

johnny1 said...

baby girl got alot of explaining to do cuz everybody think she a junkie now so if shes not she better focus on clearing that up and stop worrying about bothering nini so much

johnny1 said...

she know she fucking chris idk why she denying it she should be lucky someone even wants her ass

johnny1 said...

lol