Thursday, August 9, 2012

Kat And Vanessa Hudgens Roasted + Vanessa Gets Hacked!





This afternoon, SNL (Saturday Night Live) has got Kat And Vanessa Hudgens. They started off by saying that Kat has some nice hard abs like a man and went on to call her a Transsexual, they said "She will never show her private areas or ever allow herself to be hacked because she is embarrassed by her small wiener. They also spoke of her role on Vampire Diaries and said she is a terrible actress and had to sleep with every cast member male and female to get the part. They also went on to say that her mega popular hit "Put Your Graffiti On Me" was talking about putting sperm all over her. They had a skit in which the beat to that song played and the guy dressed up like her was singing the lyrics to the song and white stuff was spraying all over him like graffiti and he was screaming out "TAG ME" like how she said in the song. Then they got Vanessa saying that she is another Miley Cyrus, as far as just a wild outta control chick and that she got with PSR hoping to seem more professional, but she cant seem more professional when she's screwing Justin Beiber. They accused her of being a pot head and going to weed houses every night with her best friend Miley and they called her an albino polar bear. They had a skit where they dressed up like her and showed her hanging out with black guys to make Justin Beiber mad and calling up Nini telling her she is gay and that she licks balls. The entire show was hilarious and this time the people who got roasted didn't take it hard. Kat made a statement to her roast saying "Oh My God wow! that was actually pretty funny, they know they ass is got now though, when they least expect it their ass is mine (laughs)" And Vanessa making a statement saying "Its so funny how they got everything right about me (laughs) hell no just kidding (laughs) but it was pretty cool, sometimes the big names deserve to get clowned sometimes, don't let me catch them in the street though (laughs)" SNL has expressed interest in the two ladies responding so well and respect both of them for understanding the word ENTERTAINMENT. Speaking of Vanessa, it seems that someone is going after PSR women when it comes to hacking. Vanessa's home computer was hacked and pictures were stolen from her files and released to the Internet. The pics are a couple years old and she made a statement saying "They are pretty old, I forgot to delete the damn things but who cares stop acting like you never seen a tit before guys (laughs)" Wow she takes things pretty well doesn't she. In the meantime Nini's show is tonight in Green Burg, Connecticut at 9pm and yes we have tickets, so we will be giving you the full info on that later on!

13 comments:

johnny1 said...

i dont see how anybody can take it hard they are just joking miranda was just a big ass baby who cant take a joke

johnny1 said...

wow i always pictured vanessa having a better body than that lol

johnny1 said...

who the hell keeps hacking people

johnny1 said...

some perv who wants to make money off of famous peoples body who else

johnny1 said...

shes cuter with her clothes off lol

johnny1 said...

kat's roast was way funnier i was crying them dudes are so funny

johnny1 said...

they got everyone from royalty to non royalty only person their missing is older people like tina knowles or gladys knight i remember they got jay that was hilarious when they called him the camel lmao

johnny1 said...

leave jay alone he cool

johnny1 said...

yea but that was back in 2009 it been a while they prolly coming for her next watch out nini

johnny1 said...

did nini ever get punkd?

johnny1 said...

yup in 2010 that was super funny!

johnny1 said...

yes she looked so confused shes royalty now tho they cant get her now

johnny1 said...

they got cymphonique the other day that was funny as hell too