Showing posts with label Roasted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roasted. Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Kat And Vanessa Hudgens Roasted + Vanessa Gets Hacked!





This afternoon, SNL (Saturday Night Live) has got Kat And Vanessa Hudgens. They started off by saying that Kat has some nice hard abs like a man and went on to call her a Transsexual, they said "She will never show her private areas or ever allow herself to be hacked because she is embarrassed by her small wiener. They also spoke of her role on Vampire Diaries and said she is a terrible actress and had to sleep with every cast member male and female to get the part. They also went on to say that her mega popular hit "Put Your Graffiti On Me" was talking about putting sperm all over her. They had a skit in which the beat to that song played and the guy dressed up like her was singing the lyrics to the song and white stuff was spraying all over him like graffiti and he was screaming out "TAG ME" like how she said in the song. Then they got Vanessa saying that she is another Miley Cyrus, as far as just a wild outta control chick and that she got with PSR hoping to seem more professional, but she cant seem more professional when she's screwing Justin Beiber. They accused her of being a pot head and going to weed houses every night with her best friend Miley and they called her an albino polar bear. They had a skit where they dressed up like her and showed her hanging out with black guys to make Justin Beiber mad and calling up Nini telling her she is gay and that she licks balls. The entire show was hilarious and this time the people who got roasted didn't take it hard. Kat made a statement to her roast saying "Oh My God wow! that was actually pretty funny, they know they ass is got now though, when they least expect it their ass is mine (laughs)" And Vanessa making a statement saying "Its so funny how they got everything right about me (laughs) hell no just kidding (laughs) but it was pretty cool, sometimes the big names deserve to get clowned sometimes, don't let me catch them in the street though (laughs)" SNL has expressed interest in the two ladies responding so well and respect both of them for understanding the word ENTERTAINMENT. Speaking of Vanessa, it seems that someone is going after PSR women when it comes to hacking. Vanessa's home computer was hacked and pictures were stolen from her files and released to the Internet. The pics are a couple years old and she made a statement saying "They are pretty old, I forgot to delete the damn things but who cares stop acting like you never seen a tit before guys (laughs)" Wow she takes things pretty well doesn't she. In the meantime Nini's show is tonight in Green Burg, Connecticut at 9pm and yes we have tickets, so we will be giving you the full info on that later on!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Miranda Cosgrove Gets Roasted!



SNL (Saturday Night Live) who is most famous for their roasting skits has completely roasted Miranda Cosgrove on a skit of theirs this afternoon. They say she is a poser and she wants to be down so bad that she's willing to include herself in a beef so she can get more respect, and even went so far to say that she's a dyke who only likes to hang around women. They completely disrespect her music calling it "garbage" and says that her mom must've dreamed about a black man alot when she was making Miranda due to the fact that Miranda came out almost as black as Chris Rock in a white girls body, which means she think she's black. They say things like "Baby you ain't black, how you go from the geeky white kid on iCarly to making music about someone eating you out, oh you think we ain't know what you were talking about huh? You SUCK!" They roasted her and had a small skit where they were dressed like her and the skit showed her bowing down to the black artists on PSR including Nini in order to get looked at as being black and to be apart of the circle, and they show her begging and pleading, and kissing their feet and even doing weird things just so people wont look at her as a nerd. Although the whole show is funny and they clearly say at the end of every roast that its not personal its just entertainment, Miranda and Nini did not take it as entertainment and Miranda spoke out against them saying "Its extremely hurtful, its no way that that should be looked at as entertainment, they say and use personal things and its really nothing funny about it" and Nini has also spoken out in support for her artist and friend saying "They go after people who they feel wont fight back and its mostly women, I feel that to be super disrespectful they have no respect for women, I know that's how they get down I mean I got roasted on their show before also, but even then it wasn't that bad and I didn't appreciate it then either, its a joke to them but the shit the say can really hurt and offend someone and scar them, and no one needs that right now" SNL has responded to both women's statements saying "Look guys,its acting its a joke, Nini you been in the business for so long you know how this works and so have you Miranda, its just like punk'd but in a funnier way, we don't mean anything by it its just a skit we love you guys we love your label and we have both of your new albums, its nothing personal at all its just how we make our entertainment, but we are sorry if any portion of our program caused offense to anyone especially the artists" Fans have also said that they went too far and disrespected her way too much and many PSR artists have supported her and spoke down on the popular tv show including Monica, Alexis Jordan, Kanye, Miley Cyrus and Big Sean. We are told the skit made her cry and even the president is sticking up for his presidential artist at this point, but that's just a rumor. So do you guys think they went too far or was it just entertainment?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Banks Get Roasted On Saturday Night Live



Banks has officially been roasted on the famous skit show Saturday Night Live or SNL for short. She has been called everything from a giraffe to a monkey to a no talented bitch lol. They even dressed up as Nini and Banks and got into a fight where they reenacted the fight between her and Nini and they had the Banks character crying and begging for her mommy, and they even roasted on her "anal disease" saying "Mommy my butt hurts, the nice doggy wasn't friendly to it" and a man dressed as her mom says "Stop whining you little slut and go find some talent and bring me some damn money, don't make me get Nini over here" in which the banks character runs like a scared little girl and offers to lick floors for money. The whole thing was hilarious and we are told the show really hurt Banks' feeling due to the mom skit because her mom is deceased and the simple fact that they roasted her worse than they ever did anyone else, even worse than MJ. The show's actors have apologized for the skit involving her mom though, and they called it "Simple entertainment, nothing more, nothing less" SNL is known for roasting celebs (or wannabe celebs) and even Nini has got roasted on that show before, but do you think they went too far with Banks?........WE DON'T! She also has been spotted leaving a abandoned apartment building on 8th street in Brooklyn, NY this morning or as what it is referred to in the "Hood" as a "Crack House" she didn't appear to be under the influence but she is just hurting her reputation even more by doing things like that, and the media has officially dubbed her "The No Talent Crackhead" even though she wasn't seen buying or using, she should've known better than to go to a place like that knowing that the media is sniffing after her every move to get a story on her. She has not made any statements on that yet, but she has made this statement about Chris Rock and her release from RCA records. "I really don't know what that man is on, but he is totally false with everything he is saying, I never met the man before let alone dating him, what do I look like to date someone that is old enough to be my dad, Who knows, I mean hes a comedian so maybe he's just making fun of the situation that I'm in right now but its not true not one word. As far as my release goes, I wasn't happy there anyway, they don't promote you the right way they expect you to do that yourself, but I'm not worried because Rock Records has offered me a contract with them which I will take and that will be my new home and I'm happy off of that because they promote you very well and that's what I need. Also I do not have an anal disease I said Infection and I never even said where the infection was at, so that is a made up story by the media trying to take advantage of my situation and turn my words against me, any real celeb will know that's how they work and I was foolish not to know from the beginning" So why is she denying her alleged affair with Chris? Is that for attention or is it actually made up? We don't know yet but we have an interview with Chris later and we let you guys know what we turn up with. In other news Nini was spotted pulling up in her Maserati at her label and she walked inside and walked out over a hour later and waved at the cameras and pulled off. I guess she was right when she said we still will be seeing her from time to time and of course she looked Beautiful! Check me out later for more info on Nini and Banks....Peace......